Live: I took a leap tonight. I set up a profile on eHarmony. I'm either going to find the love of my life OR I will have plenty of funny blog material and heart-wrenching rejection over the next month. When I blogged before about my own little personal revolution, this was part of it. Of course, I initially wanted to lose 25 pounds first, but I got impatient and just decided to go for it and keep working on the weight in the meantime. The thing is... sometimes I'm overweight. Sometimes I'm skinny. I need someone who is okay with the fat me sometimes anyway. Plus, the threat of an impending date will force me to shove less cake in my pie hole anyway. It's a win win, really.
Love: I love this tree house. I have a huge fondness for exotic tree houses. I hope I can find a man who will build me a tree house one day. That would be totally awesome beyond belief. I'm not sure it's what Neil Clark Warren had in mind when he set up eHarmony though and I couldn't at all find a tree house related question in the 29 dimensions of compatibility Spanish inquisition they grill you with upon signing up. Maybe I should write Dr. Warren and inform him of this 30th dimension of compatibility. It's pretty crucial.
Laugh: I went to see Brüno today at the theater. That wasn't the funny part. The funny part was the fact that my buttered popcorn bag leaked onto my pants while it was sitting in my lap. While I was walking out of the theater, I looked down to discover that it looked like I took a giant piss in my pants during the movie. Believe me... the movie was funny... It was not at all pee in your pants kind of funny.
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Gratus: I guess I should be incredibly thankful no one saw my butter-stained pee pants today. There weren't many people at the theater luckily. I'm also thankful for a quiet weekend at home. Next week is going to be incredibly busy. So, I'm soaking it all in... buttered popcorn included, apparently.
This picture has nothing to do with this post... unless these mushrooms emitted some sort of vile toxin, which somehow caused a global warming effect, which in turn caused my popcorn bag to leak all over my lap today. In that case, it has everything to do with this post. Stupid mushrooms. I hate you!!!!
